Hard Talk 3: A Mermaid & A Ogre

Little Mermaid says: nimsah called
Shrek says: AWWW
Shrek says: my sister!
Shrek says: :D
Shrek says: :
Shrek says: --> she is not aware of such a relationship
Little Mermaid says: i didnt she was
Little Mermaid says: didnt think
Shrek says: thts ok its best tht u don't use the verb "think" and the noun "i" in the same sentence
Little Mermaid says: ROFL
Little Mermaid says: :P
Shrek says: i believe tht emoticon is disgusting
Shrek says: it obviously refers to sexual indulgence
Shrek says: perverted woman
Little Mermaid says: obviously only to sexually frustrated ppl
Shrek says: note: u made the emoticon
Shrek says: hence obviously ur frustrated
Shrek says: :D
Little Mermaid says: note: u had the dirty interpretation
Little Mermaid says: hence obviously ur frustrated
Shrek says: i wud prefer to put as skilled observation
Little Mermaid says: u would prefer i kiss your ass...u wont get everything u prefer!
Shrek says: ur re-reference to inappropriate example shows tht u wud like to kiss my ass
Shrek says: wud u prefer a date and time?
Little Mermaid says: x-(
Shrek says: leather lingerie wud prefereable
Little Mermaid winks: Play "Pig"
Little Mermaid says: thats u
Shrek says: do u know tht pig has a 30-min orgasm?
Little Mermaid says: that could never be u!
Shrek says: wud u care for a trial?
Little Mermaid says: no thank u
Little Mermaid says: is that where the phrase 'lucky pig' comes from
Shrek says: i think i made a hit
Shrek says: sigh...

Shrek is running out of content

I completely reject this smear campaign! Note that I had nothing to do with these quotes. Though, I totally agree with points 1 and 5 in light of my unfortunate connection with Shrek. Shrek’s latest post follows a disastrous attempt by him to post a distorted version of a conversation that didn’t go his way.

Shrek/Rico, now that you’ve tried to pick on the only three females who bother to hang out with you…why not have a go with the guys? Specifically Donnie – you did mention (in your Morning After confession) that you are afraid of the Godfather’s wit :P

A Female Frog, Mean Love & A Billionaress

Renowned Journalist Rico the Psychotic Penguin scouring through cyberspace would like to reveal the following links to the general public of Terabithia:

Rani : Rani (Ranee) means Queen in Hindi, and is the female equivalent of Raja (or Rajah). Rani, or Ran, in Latin, means "frog".


It has been found that Venus (aka Goddess of Love aka Lady Love aka Pish Posh) 's humour is less than desired. I present you a few of her quotes,

1. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
2. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
3. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
4. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
5. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
6. This would be really funny if it wasn't happening to me.

In other news the Penguin found that Lil Miss Muffin is actually a billionaress owning this exquisite bakery: http://www.littlemissmuffin.com/. Well how stingy she could have brought a few that night! Smack!!

Demon Child Emailing in Malawi...

Sigh...

The Don is not Gay!

Whilst the Don has nothing against our differently "sexual" (like differently able) friends he is NOT GAY. A petition is being prepared and signed by 87 members of the fairer sex who through their "experiences" with the Don swear by the fact that he is not gay. This petition will demand that any comments having the word "gay" and the name "The Don" together be removed immediately.

Also The Don has noticed that he is being referred to as "Donnie". Please note that "The Don" is not only a name but it is his title. (Anyone who is confused should lookup The Godfather). Stop referring to him as Donnie or "sleep with the fishes".