Hard Talk 3: A Mermaid & A Ogre

Little Mermaid says: nimsah called
Shrek says: AWWW
Shrek says: my sister!
Shrek says: :D
Shrek says: :
Shrek says: --> she is not aware of such a relationship
Little Mermaid says: i didnt she was
Little Mermaid says: didnt think
Shrek says: thts ok its best tht u don't use the verb "think" and the noun "i" in the same sentence
Little Mermaid says: ROFL
Little Mermaid says: :P
Shrek says: i believe tht emoticon is disgusting
Shrek says: it obviously refers to sexual indulgence
Shrek says: perverted woman
Little Mermaid says: obviously only to sexually frustrated ppl
Shrek says: note: u made the emoticon
Shrek says: hence obviously ur frustrated
Shrek says: :D
Little Mermaid says: note: u had the dirty interpretation
Little Mermaid says: hence obviously ur frustrated
Shrek says: i wud prefer to put as skilled observation
Little Mermaid says: u would prefer i kiss your ass...u wont get everything u prefer!
Shrek says: ur re-reference to inappropriate example shows tht u wud like to kiss my ass
Shrek says: wud u prefer a date and time?
Little Mermaid says: x-(
Shrek says: leather lingerie wud prefereable
Little Mermaid winks: Play "Pig"
Little Mermaid says: thats u
Shrek says: do u know tht pig has a 30-min orgasm?
Little Mermaid says: that could never be u!
Shrek says: wud u care for a trial?
Little Mermaid says: no thank u
Little Mermaid says: is that where the phrase 'lucky pig' comes from
Shrek says: i think i made a hit
Shrek says: sigh...