A Female Frog, Mean Love & A Billionaress

Renowned Journalist Rico the Psychotic Penguin scouring through cyberspace would like to reveal the following links to the general public of Terabithia:

Rani : Rani (Ranee) means Queen in Hindi, and is the female equivalent of Raja (or Rajah). Rani, or Ran, in Latin, means "frog".


It has been found that Venus (aka Goddess of Love aka Lady Love aka Pish Posh) 's humour is less than desired. I present you a few of her quotes,

1. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
2. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
3. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
4. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
5. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
6. This would be really funny if it wasn't happening to me.

In other news the Penguin found that Lil Miss Muffin is actually a billionaress owning this exquisite bakery: http://www.littlemissmuffin.com/. Well how stingy she could have brought a few that night! Smack!!