Games Night at Batta - 2

Unlike Rico the Penguin, Shrek the Ogre is a peaceful dude living a simple life in the serenity of his Swamp. He has always been strong and healthy because his favourite drink is pure drinking water. He knows that his children and their children will renovate this swamp but one thing that will remain unchanged is his S-Lon PE+ water tank. Which is why he was pleased when he heard that Quadra and Doc were brewing a certain health drink called mojito was in order. Key ingredients were Mint leaves (which later got to know as minchi), Barcadi Pure Drinking Water and Lime; an excellent mix to rejuvenate your system.

Venus, Goddess of Love gave me, Queen Rani and Chamcy a ride and showed off her excellent driving skills (Shrek's chattering of teeth was due to the A/C). Anyways we arrived at Quadra's house safe and sound and met 2 new members: Lil Miss Muffin and Andy. Lil Miss Muffin had an evil smile on her face and little did poor Shrek know what was in store for him.

Rum was the drink of choice except of course for Shrek who loved pure drinking water. After a warm-up round Donnie arrived full of grim determination. Everybody could see that he was not mucking around. To win was his motto yesterday. He also was not leaving anything to chance as he urged other members to drink up quoting "Stop shamming people!". The first game (Taboo) was won by Donnie's team helped by Phantom with his not soo accurate scoring mechanism. During the course of the game sausages arrived and everybody digged in much to the displeasure of Venus. Taking the whole bowl she exclaimed that the sausages were too small for her satisfaction! Quadra concerned by her wailing promised her that he would indeed make every effort bring bigger sausages to the next gaming session.

The next game (still Taboo) commenced and teams changed. Chamcy was replaced by Phantom as the scorer. Donnie's team was on the losing side, with Venus' team recording a decisive win. During the course of the game a comment by chamcy though put a doubt on Donnie's face about the number of points his team had to catch-up and I quote, "u guys are 4 and u guys scored one now and now we are 6". Queen Rani and Donnie fumed when Phantom tried to bless their team, "May the force be with you". Unfortunately that statement caused a loss of a point (force was the word he had to explain). Shock was on Lil Miss Muffin's face when she started giving clues about a basketball player and Venus gave out the name as soon as Muffin started explaining. Donnie and his team (Queen Rani, Andy, Phantom, Doc) shook their heads in disbelief. It was simply not Donnie's game as Doc decided explain the word "poodle" as "p" + "doodle". ""The first letter", he said, "is the girl I had a crush on. The second part sounds like doodle". ROFL!

An excellent dinner followed enjoyed by all. I was furious when I didnt find any prawns when I went for seconds. "DOC!!!!!". Doc denied any accusation, "Machang no i didn't eat it all! I left one!!". Ahem anyway, A pleasant chit-chat ensued with the highlight being Quadra's farting experience of which I shall not comment:D.

Back at the games a one on one battle of Taboo commenced with a drinking game attached. Nothing much was achieved of course except drinking:D. Some idiot suggested to play twister next! By this time Shrek onto his 5th coke knew his drink was spiked. 10 seconds later into twister he (shrek) quit and went off and got himself a drink consisting of plain water with no coke. Twister was fun and hilarious with Phantom, Andy and Quadra showing great stamina. Towards the end Phantom had his head between Quadra's legs. The sight was a bit uncomfortable for the rest as both seemed to enjoy the moment. Photographic evidence will follow.

By now Shrek was a goner! Stoned! Ka-boom! He puked twice (verified by Venus/Doc) and made a mess of Quadra's toilet. Sincere apologies dear comrade. It is learned that photographic evidence exists. Around 2am it was decided to call it a day and Donnie of the old Rogue-Squadron agreed to drop poor shrek off at his house. Intelligence has revealed that poor Shrek's drinks were spiked by Lil Miss Muffin in a sinister plot to drown him in the Diyawannawa Lake in retaliation to earlier threat by Shrek (in self-defence) which was to smash her car to smithereens. Anyways I thankfully got back home safe n sound and passed out on my bed.